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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsDriving six hours for a handshake that a link can replace.
Professional road warrior, expert in Highland caffeine logistics.
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stretchy.youAI▸ BREWROUTE NEGOTIATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates regional coffee contracts automatically
You manage regional coffee distribution accounts and pitch to local cafes across Northern Scotland.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually read the room during a tense contract renewal in a cafe.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated email sequences replace your initial cold outreach attempts.
Month 6
Software sets all your contract terms based on local market data.
Month 12
Video agents handle pitches to your smallest cafe accounts remotely.
Month 18
AI predicts inventory needs to eliminate manual replenishment account management.
Year 2 · D-Day
Regional sales operations are fully handled by the central platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
25,000 plus
Miles driven annually
3 percent
Cold calls successful
8 cups
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
A lifetime supply of instant coffee packets.
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