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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour visionary pitch is just a prompt waiting for a better model.
Venture capitalist enthusiast with a deck full of buzzwords.
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You spend your days hunting for funding and pretending to know the product strategy. The algorithm will pivot better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough charisma to avoid legal consequences.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI scrapers identify the exact market gap you are missing.
Month 5
Generative models produce more compelling pitches than your current deck.
Month 13
Automated agents handle investor relations and routine reporting tasks.
Year 2.2
Neural nets optimize hiring and spending without human ego input.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The board fires you because the model operates at lower cost.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2/week
Average pivot rate
94%
Time spent in meetings
99%
Probability of total failure
Your severance
One free subscription to a failed SaaS boilerplate.
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