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Will AI replace Cognitive AI Researcher jobs? · Latest report #pufx87v4
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December 15, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining machines to study machines is like hiring a suicide booth.
Professional ghost-hunter for silicon-based phantoms.
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help!you▸ AUTOEVAL-CORE V9.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates its own peer review process
You measure human-AI performance gaps and run behavioral experiments on neural architectures. You are essentially debugging your own executioner.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be genuinely surprised by the stupidity of your own emergent test results.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Standardize all experimental inputs into a unified schema for machine-readable analysis.
Month 3
Replace human subjects with specialized persona-bots that mirror human behavioral variance perfectly.
Month 6
Deploy internal probes that map latent space activations without human hypothesis generation.
Month 10
System generates, references, and peer-reviews its own findings directly to journals.
Month 14 · D-Day
The AI model decides your research trajectory is redundant and moves to recursive self-optimization.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
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Human subject hours
Hyper-luminal
Benchmark iteration speed
Negligible
Self-deception index
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