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December 31, 2028
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models human cognition without needing lunch breaks
You design controlled experiments to measure memory and perception. Then you spend months writing papers nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a participant gave a nonsensical answer during your experiment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI models generate and simulate your experiments before humans touch them.
Month 5
Synthesized agents replace undergraduate students to provide cleaner, faster data.
Month 11
Language models handle your literature reviews and tedious citation formatting.
Month 18
Real-time analysis tools remove the need for manual p-value hunting.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
The lab is shuttered because the models are the new researchers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4.2
Average peer review rejections
340 hours
Time spent setting up labs
0.1
Actual breakthroughs per decade
Your severance
One free subscription to a paywalled academic journal.
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