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Your job has an expiration date
February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou track down cars, but our algorithm tracks your entire existence.
Professional asset retrieval expert, master of the awkward conversation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Finds the asset before the engine cools.
ow.youAI▸ REPOAGENT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags your vehicle location via satellite
You verify loan delinquency, locate missing assets, and coordinate tow services to repossess vehicles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can negotiate with a desperate person on their doorstep without triggering a system alert.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
AI links loan defaults to real-time GPS asset telemetry.
Month 10
Virtual agents negotiate voluntary surrender terms before you arrive.
Month 16
Connected vehicle hardware prevents engine ignition upon payment failure.
Month 21
Fleet-managed flatbed trucks execute recoveries without human supervision.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The logic gate closes, and your office chair enters permanent storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4.2 hours
Average Asset Recovery Time
19 percent
Human Emotion Error Rate
99.9 percent
Successful Asset Retrieval
Your severance
A bicycle and a one-way bus ticket home.
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