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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour steering wheel is just a glorified handle for an algorithm.
Master of the curb, king of the red lights.
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Perfect navigation, zero coffee breaks.
glub.youAI▸ ROUTEBOT V-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes route in real-time to avoid traffic
You navigate set routes to collect mail from local drop-boxes. You deal with traffic and tight daily schedules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge exactly when the van door needs a firm kick to latch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your exact driving patterns and stop timings.
Month 7
Connected drop-boxes notify the central system of weight loads.
Month 16
Self-driving software takes over steering on your mapped routes.
Year 2.3
Robotic arms at bins replace your manual bag hoisting.
Year 3 · D-Day
The van fleet drives itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.1%
0.02 percent
Average delivery error rate
zero
Coffee breaks per shift
99.9 percent
Route optimization efficiency
Your severance
A vintage road map and a GPS unit.
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