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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour aggressive demand letters are now just high-speed spam filter fodder.
Billable hours hunter and master of the stern tone.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Aggressive debt recovery without the billable hours.
toast.youAI▸ LITIGATE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
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You draft stern demand letters and represent clients in court to recover unpaid debt from delinquent debtors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a debtor is bluffing during a high-stakes settlement phone call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models ingest every state law and past case outcome.
Month 4
Software writes demand letters faster and meaner than any human.
Month 8
The system auto-files motions directly into court digital dockets.
Month 13
An AI agent negotiates settlements via text without emotion.
Month 19 · D-Day
The firm realizes humans are too slow for automated recovery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
12,000/mo
Demand letters sent
94%
Settlement win rate
40/week
Billable hours wasted
Your severance
One free credit check and a firm handshake.
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