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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour firm will survive just fine without your polite payment reminders.
Professional guilt-tripper for invoice laggards and corporate ghosts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Collecting debts without the human awkwardness.
split.youAI▸ ARREARSBOT PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
threatens credit scores with perfect polite efficiency
You track past-due invoices, call recalcitrant clients, and log payment plans in the accounting database.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying about their check being in the mail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts replace your manual invoice follow-up emails.
Month 4
Voice agents take over the awkward cold-calling of debtors.
Month 7
Accounting software updates ledgers without you touching a key.
Month 10
Legal forms populate themselves based on invoice age thresholds.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the firm ledger is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
85
invoices chased daily
4,200
awkward pauses sustained
zero
automated apologies sent
Your severance
A pre-approved spreadsheet for your own budget planning.
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