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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsCataloging the past so an algorithm can erase the future.
Gatekeeper of cardboard boxes and dusty provenance logs.
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History indexed in a nanosecond.
wheee!you▸ CURATECORE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags every museum item with sub-millimeter precision
You track physical artifacts, manage database entries, and verify provenance. You move boxes and update digital metadata records.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot a genuine forgery through the glass when our sensors are just guessing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart agents index every item in your database automatically.
Week 13
High-res cameras scan and digitize every artifact in storage.
Month 7
Vision models identify objects faster than your manual entry.
Month 12
Gantry systems replace human shelf-walking for artifact access.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system manages all collections with zero human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
12 percent
Artifacts mislabeled
4,000 yearly
Dust bunnies archived
500 annually
Hours spent hunting keys
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the museum's empty gift shop.
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