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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified script reader for an automated bank notice.
Professional guilt-tripper and expert at awkward phone silences.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Unrelenting persistence without the pesky human hesitation.
split.youAI▸ DEBTCOLLECTOR-AI V8.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers automated legal threats via sms
You call people to demand late payments and track down skipped installments. It is just reading spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a person is actually crying versus just acting to stall.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your scripts are uploaded to an AI model that sounds friendlier.
Week 6
A dialer system connects calls and hands off only if the person picks up.
Month 3
The AI starts negotiating payment plans using your previous call data.
Month 4
The model is trained on legal regs to avoid any human errors.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system runs 24/7 without needing you to press a single key.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
120
Average calls per shift
100%
Empathy failure rate
99%
Script compliance score
Your severance
A pre-recorded goodbye call from our machine.
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