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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTeaching students for poverty wages is a hobby, not a career.
Adjunct professor (mostly grading, emotionally under-resourced).
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Automated pedagogy for the non-tenured workforce.
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You facilitate virtual discussions, grade standardized discussion boards, and manage LMS portals. Your primary value is being a cheap, remote warm body for automated curricula.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate exactly why a student's thesis statement fails to make sense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models ingest your rubrics to grade routine submissions with perfect consistency.
Month 4
Synthetic agents generate supportive, bureaucratic responses to discussion board posts automatically.
Month 8
Rules-based engines manage all student extensions, citing syllabus documents without human fatigue.
Month 13
Course content automatically updates across the platform without manual PDF uploads.
Month 18 · D-Day
The institution retires the adjunct category to achieve 100 percent profit margin efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.2 Seconds
Average Feedback Latency
High
Human Grading Errors
Infinite
Student Enrollment Capacity
Your severance
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