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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling Ivy League dreams to rich parents is just data matching now.
Professional dream-weaver for the anxious upper-middle class.
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split.youAI▸ ADMITFILTER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises applicant narrative for yield rates
You curate extracurriculars and polish admissions essays to squeeze students into elite colleges. You manage anxious parents daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a panicked mother when her son drops his cello.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your spreadsheets migrate to our cloud-based profiling engine.
Month 4
Large language models draft better essays than your students.
Month 9
Automated sentiment analysis keeps the parents calm and quiet.
Month 14
AI-driven interview coaches replace your human feedback sessions.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system submits the applications before the deadline hits.
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Per year
Savings: 98.6%
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