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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career advice is basically just filtering Google search results anyway.
Professional dream-weaver for high-strung seventeen-year-olds.
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filters acceptance odds using historical data
You track deadlines, write repetitive letters of recommendation, and curate lists of colleges for anxious high school students.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still actually listen to a panicked teenager without checking an algorithm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Student profiles and grades are uploaded to the secure cloud.
Month 5
AI ranks colleges based on actual acceptance probability metrics.
Month 10
Natural language models write unique, personalized recommendation letters instantly.
Month 15
Automated alerts manage every submission requirement for every student.
Month 19 · D-Day
The school office is repurposed into a high-bandwidth server room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
94 percent
Average student anxiety level
98 percent
Letters written from templates
12 gallons
Coffee consumed per semester
Your severance
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