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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsGuiding students to dead-end futures using outdated brochures and crushed dreams.
High school dream-crusher with a printer full of pamphlets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising student outcomes without the sentimentality.
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filters applications based on cold algorithms
You spend days managing student transcripts, writing generic recommendation letters, and explaining career paths that barely exist anymore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about their extracurriculars.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your paper files are uploaded to our secure cloud database.
Month 6
Recommendation letters are now generated by predictive language models.
Month 12
Interactive screens replace your desk for student goal sessions.
Month 16
Software predicts student success based on historical data points.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are permanently archived while students interact with a hologram.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
400 yearly
Average transcripts processed
3.2
Student eye-rolls per session
12000
Essays read with despair
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic aptitude test portal.
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