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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsEnjoy your final years of explaining amateurism to annoyed donors.
Senior leadership (mostly spreadsheets, occasionally pretending to listen).
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You manage conference compliance, press releases, and game-day scheduling logistics. A spreadsheet is your entire personality.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain complex conference eligibility rules to angry, confused parents.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index every eligibility document you currently misfile.
Month 6
Generative models draft all sports info bios without your input.
Month 15
Facility booking shifts to an algorithm that ignores your preferences.
Year 2
AI systems handle all donor complaints with unsettling corporate patience.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The leadership team becomes a single, perfectly efficient software license.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Zero
Compliance violations flagged
Infinite
Spreadsheets managed
4,000 yearly
Donor emails ignored
Your severance
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