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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMoving million-dollar goalposts without ever touching a football.
Master of the endowment, champion of the fiscal spreadsheet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Budgeting without the booster lunches
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allocates entire budgets in three milliseconds
You shuffle donor funds across spreadsheets to justify coaching buyouts and stadium renovations. You make numbers dance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a donor why we spent ten million on new lockers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Financial software scrapes department ledgers automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms predict donation shortfalls before you finish lunch.
Month 8
Sensors monitor spending against strict conference bylaws.
Month 13
A terminal suggests which coach to fire for maximum savings.
Month 19 · D-Day
The spreadsheet updates itself permanently without your help.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4.2 Million
Spreadsheet rows processed
12 annually
Coaching buyouts projected
89 Percent
Donor emails ignored
Your severance
A lifetime supply of logoed polo shirts.
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