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Your job has an expiration date
October 11, 2028
In 2 yearsEnjoy your clipboard while you still have hands to hold it.
Professional cat-herder for oversized student athletes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total facility management without the human ego.
help!you▸ CAMPUS EVENT COORDINATOR X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
reconfigures seating for tournaments instantly
You coordinate game-day logistics, staffing, and facility transitions between diverse sporting events on tight campus schedules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still calm down an irate parent when the game clock malfunctions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Mobile apps replace your paper waivers and facility check-ins.
Month 5
Software automates room bookings and staff shift assignments.
Month 10
Voice AI directs your janitorial and security crews.
Month 16
Gantry systems handle all folding chair and barrier placement.
Year 2 · D-Day
Campus Event Coordinator X-1 manages the final game solo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Clipping boards per hour
118
Unread emails from coaches
8
Hours spent on radio
Your severance
A commemorative whistle and a digital parking pass.
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