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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthRecruiting teenagers is just sales with more expensive travel budgets.
Professional dream-seller for talented teenagers with jump shots.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect rotations, zero ego, total dominance.
brr.you▸ HOOPLOGIC V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calculates optimal substitution patterns in milliseconds
You spend days scouting high school games, managing rosters, and yelling at referees during high-stakes games.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a recruit in the eye and make them believe in your program.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scouts replace travel by analyzing thousands of player video feeds.
Month 6
Tactical software calculates the perfect lineup for every game state.
Month 14
Targeted algorithms handle all scholarship communications and player interest outreach.
Year 2.1
Stadium sensors communicate real-time tactical adjustments directly to player wearables.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The head coach role is fully transitioned to a software-driven strategy terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400 hours
Time spent shouting at refs
1200 per year
Scholarship offers sent
30 seasons
Post-game press conferences
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the alumni donor buffet.
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