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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou organize chaos until the algorithm replaces your spreadsheet with reality.
The human calendar that survives on caffeine and anxiety.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated coordination for every game day.
toast.youAI▸ HOOPSLOGISTIX V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimises travel routes while you sleep
You manage travel logistics, team budgets, and recruiting visits. You are the glue for the entire basketball program.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a recruit is lying about their transcript during a home visit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software takes over flight and hotel booking for the team.
Month 5
NCAA filing bots automatically update records to prevent any rule violations.
Month 10
Expense tracking AI flags every unauthorized meal receipt in real time.
Month 16
Integrated tablets handle all communication between staff and player gear needs.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs the basketball office without a human in sight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42
Spreadsheets managed per week
100%
Travel headaches solved
Zero
Recruit flight delays
Your severance
Two front-row tickets to a losing season.
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