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Your job has an expiration date
October 28, 2029
In 3 yearsYour scholarship is just a long-term loan for a prototype.
Young athlete (mostly NIL deals, emotionally chasing the draft)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect form without the ego or scholarship
wheee!you▸ HOOPBOT ELITE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
hits three-pointers with perfect mechanical consistency
You spend hours on court drills and film study to execute coached plays under immense physical and public pressure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a genuine, unscripted celebration after a winning buzzer-beater shot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed sensors track your shooting form for data training sets.
Month 8
Algorithms dictate plays from the sidelines to maximize court efficiency.
Month 16
Prototype units replace human practice partners to ensure zero injury.
Year 2.2
Hydraulic limbs provide consistent jumps and reach height no human matches.
Year 3 · D-Day
The court clears as automated units dominate the entire NCAA league.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Excessive
Turnovers caused by emotion
Irrelevant
Successful free throw percentage
Zero
Hours until gear failure
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the practice facility basement.
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