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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour balance sheets are just expensive prose for a spreadsheet formula.
Expert at explaining why the library roof remains unfixed.
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Numbers that never sleep or ask for raises.
oof.youAI▸ AUDITBOT ALPHA▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
slashes the departmental budget automatically
You manage endowment funds, audit department budgets, and justify tuition hikes to the board of trustees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a donor with just enough charm to secure the check.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
All your budget files are moved into our secure cloud.
Week 10
AI models generate the quarterly reports without human input.
Month 8
Trustees interact with a chatbot that speaks exclusively in fiscal efficiency.
Month 13
Algorithms renegotiate all campus vendor pricing based on market data.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the master ledger is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
12 Billion
Spreadsheet rows processed
Zero
Board meeting boredom
0.0001%
Audit error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our budget-forecasting software.
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