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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour clipboard is just a fancy coaster for a superior algorithm.
Expert at yelling about routes while holding a clipboard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect playcalling without the ego.
help!you▸ STRATEGYBOT COLLEGIATE SERIES▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal fourth down conversion probability
You scheme plays and manage rosters for collegiate athletes. You handle recruiting, practice schedules, and game-day adjustments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the fear in a player's eyes during overtime.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every route run in every college game.
Month 5
AI generates optimal play calls based on real-time defensive alignments.
Month 13
Algorithms identify and contact potential recruits via data modeling.
Year 1.9
Wearables provide live data for instant adjustment prompts.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A rack of servers replaces the head coach entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 percent
Average win rate
12 annually
Clipboard throw count
400 hours
Time spent yelling
Your severance
One complimentary stadium hot dog and a whistle.
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