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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsRecruiting teenagers via text message is just data entry with better snacks.
Professional stalker of high school defensive linemen.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven scouting and play calling forever.
help!youAI▸ GRIDIRON-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts opponent plays before they happen
You break down game film and hunt for recruits to justify a massive budget.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a defensive player has lost his emotional composure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models tag every single play faster than your eyes can.
Month 7
Smart agents handle all initial outreach to high school athletes.
Month 16
Algorithms suggest optimal play calls based on real-time data.
Year 2.2
High-fidelity remote cameras replace your presence at local games.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The head coach plugs in the server and ignores your calls.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4,200
Recruitment emails ignored
18/day
Hours spent watching game tape
99%
Headset frustration incidents
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to outdated scouting software.
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