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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou manage egos and spreadsheets; our algorithms just manage the win-loss.
Professional dream-seller and NCAA compliance spreadsheet enthusiast
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Optimizing roster value without the coaching staff politics
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calculates optimal roster value for every game
You juggle recruitment, portal transfers, and salary caps for amateur athletes. Then you watch the scoreboard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a teenager in the eye and sell them a dream.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors ingest your recruitment databases and historical player performance data.
Month 4
Software scrapes transfer portal updates to identify talent gaps instantly.
Month 11
AI models set scholarship and NIL limits per player position.
Month 20
Predictive analytics recommend which recruits to sign for maximum value.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The administrative office goes dark as the algorithm takes control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
Off the charts
Transfer portal stress level
Zero with us
Scholarship accounting errors
Total elimination
Coaching staff headaches
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the nosebleed seats.
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