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Your job has an expiration date
December 2, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour body is a depreciating asset with a very short shelf life.
Amateur athlete with a bright future in repetitive strain.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect execution, zero concussions.
toast.you▸ GRIDIRON LOGIC-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
executes perfect plays without needing a timeout
You perform explosive physical drills and complex tactical maneuvers while balancing academic requirements and grueling training schedules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire a stadium of fifty thousand people with pure human hustle.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Embedded sensors track and optimize every muscle twitch and movement.
Month 10
AI systems calculate optimal plays in real-time based on defense.
Year 2
Robotic drills replace human coaches to perfect repetitive physical movements.
Year 3.1
High-speed chassis replace human players for safer, more precise practice.
Year 4 · D-Day
The league transitions to fully autonomous, high-impact robotic competition.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
1460
Avg career length in days
4.2
Bone stress incidents per year
3200
Hours spent ignoring textbooks
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our injury rehab simulator.
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