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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsTeaching teenagers to collide at high velocity is a logic error.
Professional screamer at teenagers in thin polyester tracksuits.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect tactical efficiency on every frozen sheet.
glub.youAI▸ PUCKSTRATEGIST V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes line changes using real-time physics
You manage practice drills, line changes, and player recruitment. You also endure endless alumni pressure to win.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a nineteen-year-old he needs a haircut with genuine emotional weight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and cameras capture every skating stride and puck movement during your morning practice sessions.
Month 5
Algorithmic engines replace your whiteboard plays with mathematically superior route paths and defensive positioning.
Month 13
Autonomous scouting bots monitor prospect data to sign players before you even pick up the phone.
Year 2.1
Real-time analytics monitor player fatigue levels to dictate precise line shifts without human hesitation.
Year 3 · D-Day
The locker room screen displays your departure notification while the squad executes perfect automated gameplay.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Zero
Recruitment cold calls
99.9%
Tactical timeout precision
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Grit quotient
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