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Your job has an expiration date
August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYour viral post plan is just a spreadsheet for a dying institution.
Digital storyteller, mostly just hitting refresh on analytics.
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schedules trending content before you wake up
You manage social media channels and draft internal newsletters. Your existence depends on endless approval loops for mundane updates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a post accidentally insults a student donor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The software scrapes your past posts to mimic your hollow tone.
Week 9
Generative models produce all routine social media updates without human input.
Month 4
Autonomous agents bypass the dean's approval to post directly.
Month 7
Sensors and analytics bots optimize reach better than your intuition.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked in favor of the automated publisher.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
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Average weekly posts
3 days
Approval loop time
100%
Human creative fatigue
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale coffee voucher.
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