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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsTraining college athletes for professional redundancy, one bullpen session at a time.
Master of mechanics, guardian of the bullpen clipboard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect repetition for the perfect strike zone.
brr.you▸ ARMLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks every pitch trajectory with perfect precision
You oversee bullpen sessions, analyze pitch mechanics, and manage high-pressure game-day pitching rotations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a young pitcher is losing confidence just by their body language.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed cameras capture every movement of every player.
Month 7
AI models generate ideal pitching paths for every recruit.
Month 16
Automated pitching machines replace the need for practice catchers.
Year 2.2
Algorithm dictates the bullpen rotation based on real-time fatigue.
Year 3 · D-Day
The coach is relegated to a historical footnote in sports.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
94 mph
Average pitch speed
100%
Pitching arm fatigue
Manual
Scholarship management
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to baseball statistics software.
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