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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour tenure is just a long delay before the server override.
Expert in theory, master of the late-night grade.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite patience for half-baked student theories.
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answers every email with perfect empathy
You lecture students on theory, grade papers, and manage creative projects. The algorithm will do all of this.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops listening and pivot the entire lecture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI generates all slide decks and lesson scripts for you.
Month 9
Vision models scan and score every essay in seconds.
Month 18
Chatbots handle all student questions regarding assignment requirements.
Year 2.4
The system replaces outdated art theory with live industry trends.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The professor is removed and replaced with a high-fidelity hologram.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Every lecture
Student eye-roll frequency
Too many
Essays read annually
Infinity
Time spent justifying syllabus
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own online course.
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