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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour syllabus is just a prompt waiting for a better engine.
Gatekeeper of knowledge and professional meeting enthusiast.
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Standardized knowledge without the tenure baggage.
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grades 500 essays with zero bias
You draft lecture slides, grade endless papers, and manage departmental budgets while attending pointless faculty committee meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire a student during office hours when the system fails them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models flag plagiarism and grade essays faster than humans.
Month 7
Generative agents build course materials optimized for student retention.
Month 16
High-fidelity digital replicas deliver lectures without needing caffeine.
Year 2.2
Predictive software manages department funds without human emotional bias.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The institution shifts to fully autonomous, server-led instruction cycles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
14 percent
Average student engagement
4,200 emails
Unread email backlog
800 annually
Committee hours wasted
Your severance
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