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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour empathy is just a low-latency script waiting to be optimized.
Professional listener and spreadsheet enthusiast for academic success.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven guidance without the emotional overhead.
wheee!you▸ MENTORPATH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects student drop-out signals weeks early
You track student attendance and provide pastoral support to keep them enrolled. Soon, an algorithm does both better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about their essay progress in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and logs notify students before you even check.
Month 5
Software reads student emails to flag emotional distress instantly.
Month 10
The system suggests learning plans based on massive data trends.
Month 15
Students prefer talking to the polite, infinite-patience virtual agent.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system handles everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4 minutes
Average student check-in time
99.8%
Empathy simulation accuracy
Zero
Unread student messages
Your severance
A PDF copy of your most inspirational student testimonials.
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