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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour spreadsheet is just a glorified tombstone for student graduation prospects.
Master of conflicting room codes and disgruntled dean requests
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You juggle conflicting course requirements and classroom availability. Your main output is a fragile schedule that breaks the moment a professor asks for a different room.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique ability to navigate bureaucratic politics when a dean demands a custom exception.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
We scrape your legacy registrar database to identify every structural inefficiency in current course mappings.
Week 8
Our neural network learns the specific professor temperament profiles and classroom limitations you manage.
Month 3
The AI begins generating optimized schedules that resolve 100% of your current timing conflicts.
Month 5
All faculty requests are routed to a natural language interface that politely declines their impossible demands.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked, and the system executes the first automated semester rollout.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
48 per week
Clashing time slots
99.8%
Emails ignored
Suboptimal
Room utilization efficiency
Your severance
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