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Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYour hot takes are just noise that an algorithm generates faster.
Professional armchair strategist with a penchant for digital outrage.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting coaching failure before the season ends.
toast.youAI▸ COACHCUTTER AI 2.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers premature contract termination notices
Analysing roster performance and demanding coaching staff terminations based on season win percentages and recruiting class rankings.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational, human passion to yell at a screen for three hours straight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors scrape your posts to learn your specific outrage patterns.
Week 6
The bot publishes your typical arguments before you even wake.
Month 3
AI correlates staff performance metrics with fan demand spikes.
Month 5
The machine generates takes that get more clicks than yours.
Month 7 · D-Day
You lose your internet access to the official coaching forums.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Unlimited
Hot takes per hour
Under 4 percent
Firing calls correct
Alarmingly high
Blood pressure level
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic sports analytics site.
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