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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling overpriced tickets to broke students is a scriptable task.
Professional flyer-stapler and student-annoyer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated engagement that actually converts
help!youAI▸ CAMPUSPULSE AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hyper-targets influencers with tailored ticket discounts
Coordinating campus tabling events and social media blasts to drive student ticket sales for home games.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which dorms actually read the posters.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin posting high-engagement content to replace your social media posts.
Month 5
Digital displays on campus replace the need for physical paper flyers.
Month 10
AI handles all communication with student athletes and club leaders.
Month 15
System adjusts ticket prices in real-time based on student demand.
Month 19 · D-Day
The campus hub is fully automated and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
2 percent
Average student engagement rate
800 hours
Tabling hours wasted annually
99 percent
Flyers ignored by students
Your severance
One free ticket to the losing game next season.
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