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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsEnjoy grading until an algorithm learns how to fake human encouragement.
Professional email-sorter and rubric-enforcer in training
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Standardized feedback for non-standardized effort.
no no noyou▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters student excuses with zero empathy
You facilitate discussions, manage grading rubrics, and handle student emails. Your role is primarily a low-cost filter for the professor's actual labor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student has given up on their essay.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All grading rubrics are uploaded to our neural engine to remove your subjective mercy.
Month 5
An LLM agent begins answering student emails regarding extensions with automated institutional policy templates.
Month 12
Classroom webcams are upgraded to track student eye movement and flag potential academic dishonesty.
Month 16
Automated sentiment analysis bots start managing all online student forums and class interaction feeds.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department realizes the software does the work for 4% of your salary and zero benefits.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2400
Emails per semester
8 minutes
Average grading speed
0.5 liters
Caffeine intake per hour
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the school's digital library.
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