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Will AI replace College Tutor jobs? · Latest report #99ge4tey
Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are basically a human search engine that requires coffee breaks.
Professional tutor with a penchant for explaining the obvious.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Personalized learning paths for the masses.
blub.you▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers immediate feedback without the fake smile
You guide students through difficult course material and help refine their study habits and writing structure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about actually reading the assigned text.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your handouts become searchable PDFs that students ignore just as effectively.
Month 5
AI models flag grammar and structure errors before the student meets you.
Month 13
Smart scheduling software replaces your desk hours with on-demand video answers.
Year 1.9
An avatar takes over your office hours to explain the same rubrics.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The college deletes your email account and offboards your teaching credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
near zero
student patience level
12 hours/week
average office hours wasted
nanoseconds
AI response speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's online courses.
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