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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour clipboard is just a fancy placeholder for an algorithm.
Professional screamer of motivational cliches at teenagers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven victories without the sideline theatrics.
oof.youAI▸ COURTMASTER TACTICS AI▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect lineups mid-rally
You plan practices, scout recruits, and shout adjustments from the sideline. Computers are better at all three.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a player has lost their nerve before the data confirms it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every player touch and movement on the court.
Month 5
AI scouts replace travel by analyzing video feeds of high schoolers.
Month 15
Software optimizes drill intensity based on biometric recovery data.
Year 2.2
Tablets show players exactly where to stand during games.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The gantry replaces your voice with perfectly timed tactical signals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
400% higher
Recruiting efficiency
Zero
Sideline blood pressure
Null
Clipboard usage
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our scouting database.
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