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October 20, 2066
In 40 yearsYou are just a very expensive, organic plumbing diagnostic tool.
Expert in the anatomy most people try to ignore.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility without the awkward conversation.
toast.youAI▸ RECTO-SCAN 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers difficult news with human empathy
You perform physical exams of the colon and rectum and diagnose gastrointestinal diseases. It is mostly invasive diagnostics.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can comfort a patient while holding a camera.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
AI starts transcribing your notes and suggesting standard treatment plans.
Year 3
Vision models flag polyps faster than your tired human eyes.
Year 10
Flexible robots handle the mechanical movement inside the patient.
Year 20
The machine performs the routine check without you being present.
Year 40 · D-Day
The machine handles everything while you are retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
20 minutes
Average procedure time
10/10
Awkwardness score
Low
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium surgical gloves.
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