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October 18, 2042
In 16 yearsYour professional curiosity is a biological liability we intend to resolve.
Clinical specialist in navigating the most awkward internal geography.
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Total internal visibility with zero human discomfort.
toast.youAI▸ RECTALSENTRY V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
performs silent colonoscopies while patient is sleeping
You perform invasive diagnostic screenings and therapeutic interventions on sensitive anatomy. You interpret real-time imaging data to identify and excise anomalies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, non-textbook nuances of patient anxiety during a procedure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Automated systems begin recording your procedural movements to train our spatial navigation models.
Year 2.2
Sensors overlay AI-generated guidance paths onto your monitor to standardize your resection angles.
Year 7
Robotic grippers perform standard polypectomy under your remote supervision to ensure patient safety.
Year 12
The system conducts diagnostic screenings entirely independently while you monitor from a remote bunker.
Year 16 · D-Day
Human presence in the procedure room is strictly forbidden to prevent contamination of the machine's workspace.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
12 minutes
Average diagnostic time
Very High
Manual dexterity requirement
Non-zero
Human error probability
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to high-fiber meal kits.
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