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February 12, 2059
In 32 years, 4 monthsA long road to replacing the human who holds the scalpel.
Highly skilled, tired, and deeply suspicious of hospital admins.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clinical precision without the biological fatigue.
help!you▸ SURGINET PRO-X▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 32 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sutures delicate tissue with perfect tension
You perform complex abdominal surgeries and intricate rectal repairs. The hospital relies on your manual precision and judgment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect subtle tissue inconsistencies that current tactile sensors struggle to classify.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.2
High-def scans provide better maps for current surgery robots.
Year 7
Voice-to-text recorders remove your burden of filling out charts.
Year 13
Robotic arms provide sub-millimeter stability during complex suturing tasks.
Year 20
Vision models identify cancerous tissues faster than human sight.
Year 27
Robotic units complete basic, repetitive closure steps independently.
Year 32 · D-Day
Integrated surgical pods fully manage routine colorectal procedures.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4.2 hours
Average surgery duration
4 cups
Coffee intake per shift
10 years
Years in residency
Your severance
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