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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYour hot takes are just predictable tokens in a linear sequence.
Professional word-smith, keyboard warrior, occasional existential crisis haver.
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Generating outrage and insight without the ego.
glub.youAI▸ OPINIONGEN 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
churns out 500 takes per millisecond
You write opinion pieces and essays on current events to drive site engagement and spark reader debate.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose to be genuinely, dangerously contrarian instead of just statistically probable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The bot reads your entire archive to mimic your unique voice.
Week 6
Sensors identify the next outrage topic before you even notice it.
Month 4
The bot produces a draft that is statistically more likely clicked.
Month 6
Automated accounts engage with your posts to drive artificial heat.
Month 8 · D-Day
The editor disables your login and replaces you with a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
400 Million
Tokens per outrage cycle
800 exactly
Average word count
too high
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