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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Combat Entertainment Performer jobs? · Latest report #w2vjv572
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsHuman frailty is the only thing currently slowing down your career trajectory.
Professional meat-shield and low-latency motor-skills enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Durable enough for every gruesome spectacle.
nom.you▸ GLADIATOR-X MK7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
performs physics-breaking combos without tiring
You pilot telepresence machines or wear foam armor for audience entertainment. Your job ends when the cameras move.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a funny stumble when your hydraulics inevitably fail in public.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Sensors map your exact combat movements into digital assets.
Month 6
Software learns to execute your choreography without human lag.
Month 13
Robotic frames replace your organic bones for higher impacts.
Month 19
Real-time AI adjusts fight intensity based on crowd cheers.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are retired to a stationary pedestal in the gift shop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
High
Average repair cost
99%
Insurance risk score
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium WD-40.
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