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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Combat Log Analyst jobs? · Latest report #wndma6bp
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsParsing numbers for children who think pixels are actually life accomplishments.
Digital spreadsheet jockey for virtual goblins and elves.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning sweat into optimal spreadsheets instantly.
toast.you▸ PARSEMASTER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates infinite raids without crashing
You process combat logs to optimize virtual character performance. Your existence is basically a glorified calculator.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who cares which imaginary sword is mathematically superior.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Log files begin uploading directly to the game server automatically.
Week 9
Graphs generate themselves before you can open your browser.
Month 3
An agent suggests superior gear based on current meta trends.
Month 5
The bot posts your raid reports directly into guild channels.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deleted as the software now runs autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Too much
Time spent staring at numbers
400000
Average logs processed per week
0.0001 percent
Human contribution to the game
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty digital achievement points.
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