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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou model chemical flames; we model the end of your career.
PhD combustion specialist (mostly math, emotionally burnt out)
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Burning logic, not fossil fuels.
ow.youAI▸ THERMOLOGIC V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
simulates infinite flame variations in milliseconds
You study complex reaction kinetics and experimental flame spectroscopy. We just run faster simulations for cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the burner exploded when the data said it wouldn't.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors replace your notebook by logging flow rates directly.
Month 4
Massive compute clusters solve kinetics faster than your workstation.
Month 10
A robotic arm cleans and recalibrates the quartz burner.
Month 17
Algorithms write the grant applications you hate drafting.
Year 2 · D-Day
The lab autonomously optimizes hydrogen combustion without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3
Papers published per year
400
Hours spent cleaning soot
9000
Simulation iterations per second
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct physics journal.
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