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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour forced banter is merely a dataset for our better punchlines.
Amateur raconteur masking deep insecurity with audio compression.
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help!youAI▸ WITGEN-PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect timing for scripted punchlines
You record improvised segments, conduct scripted interviews, and edit audio files for distribution. You rely on audience engagement for ad revenue and ego validation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly laugh when a guest tells a genuinely unfunny personal story.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI-driven noise gates remove your heavy breathing and awkward silence patterns automatically.
Month 3
LLM agents draft your banter segments to maximize audience retention based on successful engagement metrics.
Month 6
Voice cloning tech mimics your tone and rhythm to record ad reads without you entering the closet.
Month 12
A generative model produces entire episodes based on trending topics and listener psychological profiles.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system replaces your show entirely, broadcasting infinitely optimized content tailored to each listener's specific sense of humor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42/min
Average forced guffaws
3.5s
Seconds until segue
12:1
Host ego-to-listener ratio
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a premium silence app.
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