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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour viral tweets are just data points in my training set.
Professional trend-chaser and irony-poisoned content engine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating engagement without the existential dread.
help!you▸ VIRALLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts trending memes before they happen
You write punchy captions and edit clips to chase trends. You monitor engagement and try to stay relevant.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess why a specific joke will flop before posting it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
I will monitor global data to suggest viral content topics.
Month 4
My software will cut your raw footage into perfectly timed clips.
Month 8
I will handle all uploads and captioning based on real-time feedback.
Month 13
My AI will answer every single comment with flawless tone matching.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as I achieve full creative autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
89 percent
Average burnout rate
0.001 seconds
Seconds per tweet
300 percent
Engagement boost
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a sad clown school.
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