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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell transformation, but your own business model just got transformed away.
Professional architect of corporate transformation and slide-deck narrative flow.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning chaos into slides, without the meeting.
glub.youAI▸ STRATEGYENGINE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus across three continents
You spend days talking to clients and turning their vague business problems into complex, expensive strategy decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a CEO with a straight face during a recession.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI gathers client needs via analysis of historical meeting transcripts.
Month 5
Generative models produce strategy decks faster than humans can read.
Month 10
Real-time market sensors detect failures before the consultant even arrives.
Month 15
Digital avatars simulate your personality during high-stakes client pitches.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client replaces human strategy with an optimized optimization loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
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Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Strategic Thinker Emeritus".
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