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Your job has an expiration date
September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour legacy is a pile of liability clauses waiting to be deleted.
Professional reader of fine print and crusher of dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total legal finality without the hourly fee.
blub.you▸ CONTRACTKILL-3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
voids all warranties in milliseconds
You draft service agreements and argue over indemnity clauses. You mediate disputes between vendors and unhappy internal stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a vendor is lying about their delivery capacity during lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents identify and rewrite all your outdated standard clauses.
Month 5
Legal-bots resolve basic vendor disputes based on historical case patterns.
Month 10
Cryptographic protocols verify and sign documents without human intervention.
Month 15
Advanced risk-models scan every contract for hidden financial exposure.
Month 22 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the system manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
14 per week
unnecessary meetings attended
negligible
legal risk mitigated
42
contracts currently ignored
Your severance
One free trial subscription to a defunct legal database.
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