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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 29, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning your complex risk spreadsheets into a single, cold 'Access Denied'.
Expert at finding reasons to kill perfectly good deals.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Risk analysis without the human hesitation.
split.you▸ AUDITBOT ENTERPRISE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags hidden liabilities in milliseconds
You review multi-million dollar contracts for hidden liabilities and sign off on high-risk enterprise deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain to a CEO why that specific clause is a disaster.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character recognition pulls every liability into a live index.
Month 4
Models assign a failure probability to every pending contract proposal.
Month 8
Bots send marked-up contracts directly to vendors for counter-signature.
Month 13
The CEO watches your metrics instead of waiting for your presentation.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human approval is replaced by a cryptographic smart contract signature.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.4%
450
Spreadsheets consumed per hour
99%
Unnecessary meetings saved
Infinite
Human gut feelings ignored
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium panic room.
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