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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all night formatting slides for deals that never close.
Junior modeler of spreadsheets no one will ever read.
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automates quarterly financial statement reconciliation
You build complex financial models in Excel and draft investment memos for corporate clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a client is lying to your face on a conference call.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Financial APIs now pull your raw data directly into models.
Month 5
Generative models produce your standard credit memos in seconds.
Month 10
Pitch deck formatting is handled by automated layout software.
Month 13
Algorithms replace manual inputs for future cash flow projections.
Month 19 · D-Day
The analyst role is deleted from the company server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
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Average weekly Excel hours
98%
Slides that go unread
daily
Version control errors
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium coffee brand.
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